--> Seduce me with your sad headcanons
Seduce me with your sad headcanons

makorraforevafangirl:

avatar-fanatics:

YES YES YES YES YES
1 THOUSAND TIME YES

40 MILLION TIMES + MY SOUL YES

The floor is lava!
Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D. (via ahkep)
How do I anatomy??? My hand hurts and I’m not even close to done

How do I anatomy??? My hand hurts and I’m not even close to done

matt112830:

sharplydressedtentacles:

banesidhe:

calming-tea:

samrgarrett:

outofthecavern:

opiatevampire:

theworldisconfused:

In addition to essentially inventing the computer, Alan Turing also broke the German Enigma Code during World War II which paved the way for the D-Day invasion. The man was a hyper-genius. I’ve read descriptions of his work by mathematical physicist Sir Roger Penrose. He’s been a hero of mine ever since.
The level of thought required to come up with the stuff he came up with is totally beyond my comprehension. I actually did not even know about his orientation until much later. He was prosecuted and ordered to undergo chemical castration. Soon thereafter, he committed suicide by eating a cyanide-laced apple.

The government forced him to take estrogen as a punishment (or “cure”?). He began to develop breasts and other side effects.
He committed suicide by biting into a cyanide laced apple. This is supposedly the inspiration for the name/logo of Apple computers.

omfg
omfg
and old Apple computers
the apple was a rainbow 







Reblogging again because more people need to know about Turing dammit.

Whoa…

matt112830:

sharplydressedtentacles:

banesidhe:

calming-tea:

samrgarrett:

outofthecavern:

opiatevampire:

theworldisconfused:

In addition to essentially inventing the computer, Alan Turing also broke the German Enigma Code during World War II which paved the way for the D-Day invasion. The man was a hyper-genius. I’ve read descriptions of his work by mathematical physicist Sir Roger Penrose. He’s been a hero of mine ever since.

The level of thought required to come up with the stuff he came up with is totally beyond my comprehension. I actually did not even know about his orientation until much later. He was prosecuted and ordered to undergo chemical castration. Soon thereafter, he committed suicide by eating a cyanide-laced apple.

The government forced him to take estrogen as a punishment (or “cure”?). He began to develop breasts and other side effects.

He committed suicide by biting into a cyanide laced apple. This is supposedly the inspiration for the name/logo of Apple computers.

omfg

omfg

and old Apple computers

the apple was a rainbow 

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Reblogging again because more people need to know about Turing dammit.

Whoa…

phylacterystashbox:

SHIT  SON  I  GOT  THESE  RIBS  READY  TO  GO,  THIS  COOKOUT  GONNA  BE  A  BANGER

phylacterystashbox:

SHIT  SON  I  GOT  THESE  RIBS  READY  TO  GO,  THIS  COOKOUT  GONNA  BE  A  BANGER

Send me drawing ideas pls I’m bored :U

atomic-mayonnaise:

mariofartwii:

A compilation of Christian Sonic fanart

WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING.

nagisahazukisbuttblog:

stop-the-illuminati-now:

#44: iphone 6 is illuminati

I CANT FICKING BREATJ E

slimedeath:

girijasu:

slimedeath:

demiflower:

being a cishet looks boring why do people do that

Idk maybe bc sexuality/gender isnt based on how cool or interesting an individual wants to look

yeah but why be boring when u can be awesome and not cishet

yeah but why treat lgbt+ identities like some trendy fashion accessory that ppl can just slap on to look cool when u could not act like a complete idiot

ladyskorpia:

official-karkat:

BELIEVE IN A SMILING GOD.

*squints*
Who the hell is this

ladyskorpia:

official-karkat:

BELIEVE IN A SMILING GOD.

*squints*

Who the hell is this

flockofflamingos:

partlystarsmostlyvoid:

madmenandmayhem:

evilspice:

toyota:

damn the pope about to preach some sick verses

the guy beatboxing behind him

"the guy" is the italian president

P-Francis and the Prez

"I will now rap John 15, verses 1-17. Prez, drop the beat."

flockofflamingos:

partlystarsmostlyvoid:

madmenandmayhem:

evilspice:

toyota:

damn the pope about to preach some sick verses

the guy beatboxing behind him

"the guy" is the italian president

P-Francis and the Prez

"I will now rap John 15, verses 1-17. Prez, drop the beat."

the-caltronian:

Sex is just like Alex Kralie’s Marble Hornets- you have the weirdest dreams about it, you get stuck in a loop of unhappiness, Brian’s back…

sixpenceee:

satanworship:

unexplained-events:

Axe-Man

'John' who works at sea as a dockworker came into dry dock(which means it was locked up, water pumped out, and left high and dry on blocks) to carry out refit and repairs.

Next to the ship he worked on, was a military frigate being broken down for scrap and when all of it was done, she was left to her fate.

Once all the sensitive stuff had been removed, the dock workers were free to go on. The dock foreman, ‘John’ went on board first with a camera to take pictures of work areas. He took a couple of hundred all in all. The picture on top was one of the ones he took. The area where this picture was taken was in a cross alley way, deep inside the ship. He was going around with a torch and a camera. When he’d go to take a picture, he would turn off the torch (leaving him in total darkness) snap the shot, turn the torch back on and be on his way.

He had no idea who the man in the picture was(the only thing he knew was that he wasn’t one of the dockworkers), as there was supposed to be nobody on the ship. The bottom picture, which is a more cleaned up picture of the one on top shows that the man had an axe.

He doesn’t think it was a ghost, but a man with an axe seems a lot scarier anyway.

SOURCE

where is the gif of the woman running i need it now